What's Up With That?

by Tom Kuzeja - February 27, 2000

What's Up With That?

Hey, Where Have You Been?

So lots of my readers have been emailing me... um, okay one reader wrote me to ask, "Hey you, where have you been? I'm reading the same old stuff every week and it's getting... um... old."

Yes, this is true. I have been neglecting my pages. But I do have a good reason and now, I can finally reveal it to you.

Writers block. Again.

Yep. And it hasn't really cleared up. Nope, I'm sitting here typing and I'm in a panic because, sorry kids, there just doesn't seem to be anything funny coming out. This is a bummer because usually I can at least be somewhat amusing. But basically, I know most of you are out there reading this going "Man this sucks. I think I'll check out the archive for some older material."

Sadly, I have nothing to counter with here. By all means, check out the archive. There's got to be something in there that appeals to you.

I'm fresh out of stories about Oksanna, the kids at the mall, sport utes... everything. I can barely see the keys of my keyboard as I type this with tears streaming down my face. The horror. The horror. The horror.

Nope... nothing coming. Quite frightening really. I mean, you'd think something was in there. But I am a blank. Zip. Zero.

Still nothing. Yikes! Maybe I've lost it... that implies I once had it. Perhaps that is arrogant of me.

Well, I'm done wasting your time. Sorry about that. See, you were better off not even checking in. But please, don't give up on me yet. I know there's some stuff buried in there that has yet to surface.

Maybe.

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