Response to MugLubbers
CupWorks™ always welcomes competition in the beverage container containment field,
as this allows all of us to strive for continuous improvement in our products, their
underlying technology and manufacturing processes. We at CupWorks™ remain confident that our products provide the customer with the
definitive combination of features, performance and price which all our competitors vainly
attempt to emulate.
Should there remain any confusion about the recent announcement of the MugLubbers 128 oz. Cup holder, however, we would like to call your attention to the fact that that company is run by a bunch of misogynistic, white supremacist sh*t-eaters. Their manufacturing facilities are third-world sweat shops staffed exclusively by starving orphans who are repeatedly abused by their supervisors and managers while Kathy Lee is forced to look on in tears. We have heard they have no 401k or pension plan for these poor little tykes either. Their products are built exclusively from freon and PCB's, are environmentally hazardous and have caused cancer in laboratory tests with populations of termites.
We remain confident that after considering these facts, the cup holder consumers of America will continue to demand the original -
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